Opportunity knocking??
Lagaan!!
Weird Price Index(WPI)!!
IF Dollar Collapse continues..
Now on same lines if the fall of Dollar continues and Indian markets continue to surge then we may sometime see the equation as
Re 1 = USD 50:-
Harvard MBA indicator!!
How this indicator works??
This indicator uses the data regarding number of passouts from Harvard Business School who are opting for jobs in Finance or Finance related sectors like Equity research,Investment Banking,Asset Management,Private Equity,Consulting,Advisory etc.
Now if the number of passouts opting for jobs in Finance Profile is more than 30% of batch size then "Sell" signal is generated as NYSE is set to take a dive!!!
& if number is less than 30% then "Buy" signal is generated.
More close to 30% implies caution..
Effeciency of Indicator:-
1)40% of MBA 2008 class chose for market-sensitive jobs(This was prior to great fall).From Dec 2008 to March 2009 is history..
2)30% of MBA 2000 class chose for market-sensitive jobs.
Post 2000 was doom-gloom in market which continued till 2001/2002.
Same was the case in 1987.
Thus there goes the Adage again-"Be In when all are Out & be Out when all are In!!"
Modern Day Law of Inertia..
1)Barack Obama(from Promise to Power)-won nobel prize for doing....???It became debate topic!
No Network!!
The Indian Telecom industry is fifth largest in world and second largest in Asia.It has around 370 million connections.The industries in play are State owned(BSNL,MTNL),Private(Reliance Commnication,Tata),Foreign invested(Bharti,Idea,Vodafone).There are many facts and figures apart from this miniscule data given which suggests that Telecomm Industry is highly promising.
Life without landline,cellphones and internet will go for toss.This suggests the power of telecom industry in brief.
Though in this process customer is no doubtedly King but Telecom industry is losing its Network in short run!!
Unmatched Power!!!
1)In April 2006, RPL's share were first offered to public.
2)Reliance Industries Ltd. raises somewhere around 3800 crore by selling its stake in RPL in November 2007.
3)Reliance Power raises around 10,000 crore via IPO in January 2008.
4)Reliance Communication planning to raise funds via private placement.
5)In June 2009,Reliance launches NFO-Reliance Infra Fund which got cleared from shelf in no time.
Movement in Market:-
1)Post RPL listing in 2006 market started to crack and was down about 25% in month time!!!
2)In January 2008 market tops and thereafter the great Free Fall of Market starts!!Before this free fall RIL had selled its some stake in RPL & also had succesfully issued IPO of R-power.
Inferences:-
This could be mere co-incidence that just after Reliance raises money from markets they start to crack.
But there might be substance/little doubt in view that Reliance times the market!!
So there goes one more indicator for forecasting the market movement and its-
Track the Reliance moves!!
Enjoy----No offences meant.
Enjoy!!
Now as the ground is ready we will move to most interesting application of Regression Equation.It explains "rise by night" Stock Price:-
When in wrong line!!
Obama:-Only people from America can trade,No Outsider allowed!
Bush:-War is on & kill those stocks which will go for lower curcuits!
(Didi):-No Nano and IPO allowed!
Former/"Farmer" Finance minister:-Waive off the losses of all traders!!
Former Home(Homely) Minister:-He will bring new rule of having New Dress in every event of emergency!!
Left:-No privatisation allowed,all companies should list on market and go public completely(compl.).For them long term will be one day.
Chief Minsiters:-There job will be to come out on street on every fall and assure on recovery.
Laluji:-He will definitely take stock markets to new high!!
Rahulji:-Only those IPO's whose management has young people on its board will be allowed to list!!
Health minister(former):-Alcohol stocks delisted!! People on board should be non-smokers.
Minister for Women's right:-33% of trades in market should be executed by women only!!
Again don't know the crux of blog and so it goes with the pic of this post!!
Kuch bhi!!!!!!
Yes "??" are used because this is again opportunity for them to waive off loans of farmers and come to power again after this 5 year tenure!!Meanwhile this is creating a whole new business venture for insurance companies to enter real India i.e Bharat i.e village population of farmers to sell insurance policy and give reassurance to them.Meterological department has said that Depression in Bay of Bangal is inversely related to Depression of Farmers in India.This means that if Depression in Bay of Bengal increases we will have good rainfall and farmers will have low depression but the situation is totally reverse as of now Farmers are in complete depression.Thus we need depression(in bay of bengal)!!There is talk @ Indian Premiere League but what @ Indain Poverty League(IPL)??
IPL(cricket wala)came n gone;
Swine Flue came n gone;
Tata Docomo scheme came n gone:
but monsoon pain came , coming n is here!!!
As usual just don't know what this write up is all about??
Mithya??
"Jab hum ghar se nikle
hamare bhi kuch armaan the
raste me kahin khadde kahin kabristaan the.
Kabristaan me jaa pahunche hum
hadiyoon se takra gaye hum
unke ye bayaan the:-
Are bhai jara dekh ke chalo hum bhi kabhi insaan the!!"
Explanation of these lines as by writer of these lines himself in very brief:-
You will choose wrong/right path many times in life and will have nobody from your known with you.Be ready then to stand by it all alone.You will then meet the people already there & finally will learn form there experiences.Always be ready to give,have no grudges & move on...
No more sleeping Tiger?
That Day!!
It was early morning, i was @ Parla Station when heavy rains started suddenly(weather was clear prior to rains so possibility of Rain was highly dim).
I was not carrying college id card so could not go to college from station..college is closer than hostel from station.
I was not carrying Umbrella so could not walk much distance from station to hire a rick..
That day there was no rick outside station also.
Was having really less money & was with debit card but no ATM nearby or good restaraunt to swipe it.
& then my stay @ station will be describing later but here i have something to say which is:-
output of this scenario :- Was at parla station for almost whole day...but learned many things @ station.
Learnings:- 1)Don't trust Mumbai weather atleast from june to september.
2)Carry some extra money.
3)Do carry Multimedia,fully charged cell with head set though there are many things to learn around but still as a break.
4)Be ready to absorb things.
Is that True????
This is for 1'st time that i am staying in Mumbai for so long time....
Actually very nice place(nice place coz nobody has time to think wat kind of place it is!!!!)
Today was my 1'st "SUNDAY STAY" (as they call it here).So full on plan to explore new areas wid new Quality friends.It was 28'th June & famous,violent monsoon showed up its true face & our plan just blew offffff....
But even more strange thing i came across & which when given a deep thought actually made me Go Mad coz it provogued me to think that "IS THAT TRUE???"
& THAT STRANGE THING IS ONE OF MY FRIEND HERE GAVE ME VERY PRACTICAL & CLOSE TO TRUE GYANNNN THAT
"MUMBAI KI BARISH & LADKIYA(ALL OVER WORLD) HAVE ONE THING COMMON & THAT IS -
THEY BOTH ARE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE , VERY PLEASANT , VERY VIOLENT AT TIMES , & COME WITHOUT GUARANTEE & WARRANTY.."
HARD TO ABSORB BUT INDEED TRUE??
Master Piece on Shit!!!!!!
As any usual morning got up at around 6/7 am after goin to bed at around 2/3am...usually i don't go to bed so very late night(actually 2/3am is early morning) but datz how its now here in my hostel life....
Got up & went to complete daily chores.... Sometimes it is not good practice to touch some sensitive topics but then they take their toll if not touched upon.....
The "Loo" many a times presents really a very painful site to Sensory organsss... & here is a "Master Piece On Shit" i came across..so here it goes...
Mystery Crapper Strikes Again(& Again...& Again..)
He comes & dumps
But strangely never uses the Flushing Pumps!!!!!
He might strike day or night.....
So beware my friends or you might catch a fright!!
Since memory fails the Mystery Crapper..
this is just a last reminder-
"DUDE even if u r in a MAD RUSH
Don't ever FORGET TO FLUSH!!!!"
If thou not heed to this advice
Soon we will install "LOO SPIES"!!!
And when the Mystery is revealed
God help u my friend for your ASS will be Peeled!!!!
Mumbai Rains
Finally Monsoon has arrived & hassles of stockists(both equity & agriculturalist)
have came to end....