Pratik Bora

This is for 1'st time that i am staying in Mumbai for so long time....
Actually very nice place(nice place coz nobody has time to think wat kind of place it is!!!!)
Today was my 1'st "SUNDAY STAY" (as they call it here).So full on plan to explore new areas wid new Quality friends.It was 28'th June & famous,violent monsoon showed up its true face & our plan just blew offffff....
But even more strange thing i came across & which when given a deep thought actually made me Go Mad coz it provogued me to think that "IS THAT TRUE???"


& THAT STRANGE THING IS ONE OF MY FRIEND HERE GAVE ME VERY PRACTICAL & CLOSE TO TRUE GYANNNN THAT


"MUMBAI KI BARISH & LADKIYA(ALL OVER WORLD) HAVE ONE THING COMMON & THAT IS -
THEY BOTH ARE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE , VERY PLEASANT , VERY VIOLENT AT TIMES , & COME WITHOUT GUARANTEE & WARRANTY.."

HARD TO ABSORB BUT INDEED TRUE??

As any usual morning got up at around 6/7 am after goin to bed at around 2/3am...usually i don't go to bed so very late night(actually 2/3am is early morning) but datz how its now here in my hostel life....
Got up & went to complete daily chores.... Sometimes it is not good practice to touch some sensitive topics but then they take their toll if not touched upon.....
The "Loo" many a times presents really a very painful site to Sensory organsss... & here is a "Master Piece On Shit" i came across..so here it goes...
Mystery Crapper Strikes Again(& Again...& Again..)
He comes & dumps
But strangely never uses the Flushing Pumps!!!!!
He might strike day or night.....
So beware my friends or you might catch a fright!!
Since memory fails the Mystery Crapper..
this is just a last reminder-
"DUDE even if u r in a MAD RUSH
Don't ever FORGET TO FLUSH!!!!"
If thou not heed to this advice
Soon we will install "LOO SPIES"!!!
And when the Mystery is revealed
God help u my friend for your ASS will be Peeled!!!!

Finally Monsoon has arrived & hassles of stockists(both equity & agriculturalist)
have came to end....